Minions

Kenley, wanting to jump on my bed....

Kenley: "I just wish my dreams would come true."
Me: "Well, I wish my dreams would come true."
Kenley: "What? Your dreams always come true! There's no jumping on the bed, and your kids always mind you. My dreams never get to come true. Yours always do because you're the mom."
Me: "Well, you'll just have to grow up and have your own little minions."
Kenley: "I wish that you were da minion and I were da mom."